Saturday

Indiana survived

I was planning to create an elaborate post on the life and times of the Ruckus Reunion Camp in Indiana but, truthfully, even remotely reminiscing on the camp exhausts me; therefore, I am going to limit myself to the following pictures and brief commentary.

This would have been ideal foreshadowing; however, as it was revealed following the camp it should read: "something wicked has come and gone and *whew* you survived it."



The backwoods of Indiana were full of creepy guys like Mike. I christened him with a flattering, yet trendy, new nickname...henceforth Mike shall be known to all as Sugar Tits. His gratitude was overwhelming - particularly when my sister taught the youngest twins (aged 2) to identify him as such.




*Shudder* Creepy, creepy mustache guy.


Speaking of creepy hair, here is the illustrious kitchen crew with which I generally rabble roused.



Yes, most of the hair are wigs; however, provided with the opportunity, Roger would have been stoked to sport that horrid mullet in the following months. It would have fabulously complimented his cut-off acid-wash jean shorts. Now all he needs is a creepy mustache too.



Here is a demonstration of a banner-hang followed by some random monkeys in the scaffolding.





Finally, remember bears are strictly forbidden from utilizing the sidewalks.



Aside from the numerous noxious pests, that was the totality of camp: Roger's hair, a bunch of ropes on metal structures, Mike's wicked new nickname and being overworked for days on end. Yup, still living the sweet life.

Rosalita Bones.

Sunday

Wurkin Por Nub

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I'm off the radar for the next week but I thought I would leave a little something for you all.

Friday

Cute little Death

So here it is (drumrole please...) my new tatty. Isn't he the gosh-darned cutest thing you have ever seen? Fuck I hope not.

Thursday

Ode to Ryan

After years of searching, I have finally found another god among tattoo artists - which is wonderful because my usual artist Rob is always busy and he lives about seven hours away from me; whereas, Ryan is only a four hour drive. Artistically speaking, he is one of the best graphic artists I've ever seen. You can browse in awe of his shite here:

http://tattooryan.deviantart.com/gallery/

Also, today I will be getting a new tattoo. I will post some pics of later on this evening. I had a hard time deciding what would be next because all the creative good shit has been taken. For example:


I mean, come on, how do you compete with that ultimate tattooed-on-sunglasses-sportin' man. Maybe I could one day aspire to be Mrs. Cool Ice...ahhh, to dream the impossible dream.



What will I ever get now? There goes my best idea of getting Kevin Federline (maybe? Kevin Nealon?) poorly tattooed on my cooch. What the fuck are these people thinking?




Is the flag sinking into his arm? Is it attempting to escape? Is his arm actually a portal into space? Did he draw this with a crayon prior to bringing it in to the tattoo artist? Deep thoughts I will always wonder.

Note to self: do not smoke the crack pipe prior to choosing a tattoo design and do not get tattoo done by an artist hitting the pipe directly before tattoo commences.

People are idiots. jinx out.

Wednesday

I wanna be a cowboy.

This post is due an insatiable need to eliminated the image of Steven Segal's ugly mug off the top of my blog and relentless peer pressure to get off my ass and post something. So here it is, are you ready for it? No. Okay. How about now? Too bad for you - it's a joke and goes a little something like this..

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

I'll have some criminally indoctrinating pictures posted sometime in the near future so stay tuned whiney friends o' mine.

Rosie Posie - kissing the boys to make them cry.
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