Yea Gods!

This is the funniest fucking thing I have seen since that David Hasselhoff cover video of "hooked on a feeling."

Yup, I'm back from Montreal and I will touch base in a few days but this ridiculousness couldn't wait.

The giant turquoise ring only adds to the whole ensemble - good choice.

Is he the crystal cave? Or is he in a crystal cave? Either way, what a fucking moron.