I wanna be a cowboy.

This post is due an insatiable need to eliminated the image of Steven Segal's ugly mug off the top of my blog and relentless peer pressure to get off my ass and post something. So here it is, are you ready for it? No. Okay. How about now? Too bad for you - it's a joke and goes a little something like this..

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

I'll have some criminally indoctrinating pictures posted sometime in the near future so stay tuned whiney friends o' mine.

Rosie Posie - kissing the boys to make them cry.